I went out on a blind date with a very attractive girl. About halfway through, I realized that I had forgotten her name. I called her “babe” and “hon” to cover it up, which of course only served to make her more interested in me. We ended up having sex and she told me to shout her name. I shouted the wrong name. I had to walk home with a black eye since she was my ride. #MNS
I am currently sitting in my car in the freezing cold, desperately hoping that my boyfriend either answers his phone or calls me back. If I go back to my house, I’ll have to admit that I was stood up and it will be too late for me to go back out. I just want to see him so bad! #MNS
My girlfriend’s idea of a romantic night for the two of us? A Twilight marathon and homemade fudge. #MNS
Tonight against my better judgement, I let me girlfriend talk me into sneaking into her house while her parents were out. We fell asleep watching a movie. Her angry father woke us up. #MNS
I went to the movies with my boyfriend and our friends. Through the entire movie he held my hand and we shared snacks. After the movie, we all went to get food. Before we sat down at the table, he pulled me to the side and told me he thinks we need to see other people. Other people to him meant my other friend who was out with us. #MNS
I took a new girl I’ve been talking to out for our first official date. When I went to pick her up, she came outside in a tight top, booty shorts, and stripper heels. I had intended on taking her to meet my parents then to eat at our family’s restaurant. I took her to the movies instead. #MNS
Tonight I was making out with my new boyfriend. I was trying to really turn him on, so I went to lean back against a pillow so we could lay down. As I went to reposition myself, I accidentally ripped the loudest fart ever. I was so embarrassed that I actually cried. #MNS
