I stopped by my grandma’s house just to say “hi” this evening, but she wasn’t there. I was surprised because she is usually home by that time. I called everyone in the family, but no one answered. I started to get worried, but finally my cousin called me back to tell me that grandma had invited everyone out to dinner. I just called my grandma to ask why I wasn’t invited. She said “I thought you weren’t into stuff like that.” What, eating? #MNS
Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for your grandmother to talk about sex, sagging breasts, and her pooping habits? I do…and so does my new girlfriend I introduced to my family at dinner tonight. #MNS
While at my family’s Christmas dinner, I went to grab a slice of sweet potato pie. My cousin asked me to grab her a slice, so I piled both onto my plate. My great aunt saw and started yelling about how my fat ass was going to eat all of the food before everyone else got a chance to eat. Then she started oinking and mooing at me. #MNS
I saved thousands of dollars over the past 2 years so that this Christmas I could afford to buy my mom a nicer car, since she so desperately needed one. I was finally able to buy the car and have it detailed, so that I could drive it to my mom’s Christmas morning. We went to her house for dinner last night. My son gave her a huge hug and blurts out “Grandma, we bought you a new car for Christmas!” #MNS
I’m black and my boyfriend is white. My boyfriend’s parents have treated me decent since we’ve started dating, but tonight I met my bf’s grandma for the first time. The first thing she said to me is “you’re black.” Ummm, thanks, I hadn’t noticed. #MNS
My family came over my house to help decorate the Christmas tree. My one year old nephew ran around the place while we were busy decorating. Out of nowhere, he starts laughing hysterically. He then came running into the living room holding my vibrator, that he had somehow managed to turn on. My entire family burst out into embarrassed laughter. #MNS
I’m 18 and have my first real girlfriend. I went for dinner at her mom’s house the other night, where her mother showed off pictures of my girlfriend from when she was a baby, and told me that the two of us would have adorable children, then asked if we had thought about getting engaged yet. My girlfriend answered “soon, Mom.” Did I mention we’ve only been together for two months? #MNS
