I was trying to be nice because my boyfriend wasn’t feeling well, so I made him homemade cookies. They smelled like they were burning, so in a panic I threw the oven open and grabbed the pan with no oven mit on. I burned my hand and fingers badly, and threw the pan and cookies all over. He came in the kitchen to check on me and threw up on the floor. I had to treat my burns, then clean up his puke. #MNS
I just turned 21 and couldn’t wait to go to a club. The day of my big night, I woke up with a 102 degree fever, and sh*t shooting out of every hole in my body. I could barely move. Best birthday ever! #MNS
A girl in my class said she wasn’t feeling well and her allergies were bothering her, so I let her use my phone to call her mom. It wasn’t her allergies, it was a cold. A cold I am now laying in bed suffering with. #MNS
I was working out for the first time in months at the gym in my apartment complex. This beautiful girl comes in, so I go hard on the treadmill and increase the speed way beyond my limits. All of a sudden I felt like I was going to pass out, so I hopped off. I threw up all over myself. #MNS
I’m 3 months pregnant and can’t eat anything without becoming violently ill. My mother-in-law came over and prepared the biggest, greasiest meal imaginable. Then got pissed off at me for not wanting to eat anything. She then sat there and talked sh*t about me for the rest of the evening. #MNS
I have the worst sinus infection, that has left me a miserable, snot dripping blob, with no strength to move. I ran out of tissues and have been using an old t-shirt to blow my nose. #MNS
I have a sensitive stomach. I was at a friend of a friend’s house when she started telling horror stories from her time as an E.R. Nurse. I threw up all over the couch and the carpet. #MNS
