I was trying to be nice because my boyfriend wasn’t feeling well, so I made him homemade cookies. They smelled like they were burning, so in a panic I threw the oven open and grabbed the pan with no oven mit on. I burned my hand and fingers badly, and threw the pan and cookies all over. He came in the kitchen to check on me and threw up on the floor. I had to treat my burns, then clean up his puke. #MNS
I was so excited to finally go night skiing for the first time ever with friends. I went out and bought all new gear, and paid for lift tickets for the entire week. First run was great. I fell and dislocated my knee on my second run. I’ll be in bed for the rest of the week.#MNS
I work at a hospital. I went down to the cafeteria for my break and grabbed a cup of ramen soup. I carefully poured the hot water into the cup went to take my seat. I squeezed the cup too hard and the side cracked, leaking scalding hot water all over my hand. I couldn’t scream, so I had to stand there in terrible pain. #MNS
I made a delicious sandwich on a hard roll as my reward for sticking to my diet and exercise plan. First bite, I break my tooth on the roll. I guess it’s time to face my fear of the dentist. #MNS
Starving, I went to tear open a bag of beef jerky but couldn’t rip it. I tried everything, then I grabbed a knife to cut the bag open. The knife slipped and cut my hand. #MNS
I had to pee so bad last night but was too warm to get out of bed. I finally couldn’t hold it and had to run in the dark. I stubbed my toe on the corner of my dresser and pee trickled down my legs. I had to peel what was left of my big toe nail off.
Apparently, I am not the highly skilled ninja I see myself as when I’m drunk. And scaling a 6 foot wall and attempting to run across the top can result in a broken arm and a missing tooth. #MNS
