The one night I was legitimately doing homework on my computer (not playing games or on facebook) my little brother came in and saw a video of a women discussing monthly breast exams. He ran to tell my mom I was watching “boobies”. She refused to believe it was an assignment for health class, not me trying to watch porn. She confiscated my laptop until further notice. #MNS
I saved thousands of dollars over the past 2 years so that this Christmas I could afford to buy my mom a nicer car, since she so desperately needed one. I was finally able to buy the car and have it detailed, so that I could drive it to my mom’s Christmas morning. We went to her house for dinner last night. My son gave her a huge hug and blurts out “Grandma, we bought you a new car for Christmas!” #MNS
Being a broke art student, I don’t have tons of cash to buy xmas gifts. So I have been working for 2 months on a replica of an expensive statue my mom wants. I was just about finished, when I stepped out for some dinner, and came home to find that my young nephew had used my oil paints to paint the statue. It’s ruined. #MNS
In some strange, twisted plot to make my life a living hell, my ex-husband bought all of the toys I told him I had purchased for our daughter for Christmas. Then he let her open her presents early. I’ve got to find a way to return and replace every gift. #MNS
Tonight I found poop in my son’s toy chest. Apparently the whole potty training thing isn’t going as well as we thought. #MNS
My 2 year old got into a jar of marshmallow fluff. He smeared it all over himself and our living room, including the couch, television, and carpet. This sh*t is impossible to get out and it’s starting to attract ants. #MNS
My family came over my house to help decorate the Christmas tree. My one year old nephew ran around the place while we were busy decorating. Out of nowhere, he starts laughing hysterically. He then came running into the living room holding my vibrator, that he had somehow managed to turn on. My entire family burst out into embarrassed laughter. #MNS
