Tonight, I picked the fattest, longest booger I have ever seen. It was like some sort of victory and I actually felt proud of it. I’m not sure if I want to throw it away or show someone first, so I am keeping it in a tissue for safe keeping.#MNS
Lonely Night
There is this girl at my school that I have been facebook stalking for the past month. Her fb isn’t set to private, so I can see her posts and pictures. I was bored in the car the other night, so I decided to take a peek at her new pics. I typed her name in and hit enter. It wasn’t the search bar that I was in, but the status update section. I couldn’t delete it from my phone. Her full name was my status update for 2 hours and no one will let me forget it. #MNS
I am away on an extended business trip, and my wife and young daughter are back at home. We skyped and my wife showed me the delicious meal she had prepared.Seeing that food made me hungry, so I heated up my dinner; a can of Chef Boyardee lasagna.
It’s nearing winter break of my senior year of high school. How am I feeling? Like an awkward geek because not only do I already wear glasses but I just got braces a month ago. Am I planning any fun ski trips for winter break? No, because I broke my ankle playing volleyball last week and will be in a cast through January. Every night #MNS
The status update I posted about driving down to my hometown to hang out with old friends was fake. So were the two comments I received from those “old friends.” All made up with fake profiles to make it look like I have a life.#MNS
Last night, I was feeling lonely so I called my mom to chat. She didn’t answer, but sent me a text that read “I’m out tonight. Call u tomorrow.” Even she has a life. #MNS
I realized late last night that I had left my phone in my car since the afternoon. Scared I may have missed important calls, I ran out into the cold to get it. I didn’t have one missed call. #MNS
