The one night I was legitimately doing homework on my computer (not playing games or on facebook) my little brother came in and saw a video of a women discussing monthly breast exams. He ran to tell my mom I was watching “boobies”. She refused to believe it was an assignment for health class, not me trying to watch porn. She confiscated my laptop until further notice. #MNS
I invited my girlfriend over to dinner with my family. My mom got sloppy drunk, grabbed my girlfriend and said “You know he wasn’t circumcised until he was 7, right? Did he tell you? #MNS
I am a strict vegetarian, and my entire family knows it. They always prepare special dishes for me during the holidays, especially the delicious greens my mother cooks. Last night I found out that she cooked the greens using pork and pork fat, and just always took the meat out before I got there. #MNS
I got back home from my dad’s and celebrated Christmas with my mom this evening. Instead of celebrating like we have our entire life, she decided to do some stupid game she saw in a magazine, where we get random gifts and pass them around until the game is over. I didn’t get a single thing I asked for, my brother and sister ended up getting all of my stuff instead. #MNS
My mom found what she thought were flakes of marijuana on my desk. She screamed, she threatened me, then she grounded me, refusing to believe that it wasn’t drugs. They were shavings from my green oil pastels from an art project I’ve been working on. #MNS
Playing a stupid game I never wanted to play, I accidentally knocked my boyfriend’s parent’s Christmas tree over, breaking quite a few ornaments. His mother was pissed and sure that I had shown up to the house drunk. I didn’t have a sip of alcohol. I’ve been disinvited to Christmas dinner. #MNS
Tonight my parents decided to give me my most expensive Christmas gift early. It was a $200 donation in my name to some shady charity. #MNS
