I was trying to be nice because my boyfriend wasn’t feeling well, so I made him homemade cookies. They smelled like they were burning, so in a panic I threw the oven open and grabbed the pan with no oven mit on. I burned my hand and fingers badly, and threw the pan and cookies all over. He came in the kitchen to check on me and threw up on the floor. I had to treat my burns, then clean up his puke. #MNS
I invited my girlfriend over to dinner with my family. My mom got sloppy drunk, grabbed my girlfriend and said “You know he wasn’t circumcised until he was 7, right? Did he tell you? #MNS
I am currently sitting in my car in the freezing cold, desperately hoping that my boyfriend either answers his phone or calls me back. If I go back to my house, I’ll have to admit that I was stood up and it will be too late for me to go back out. I just want to see him so bad! #MNS
I found out tonight through a mutual friend that my boyfriend is planning on dumping me some time this week. Why you ask? Because this girl I absolutely hate has promised to have sex with him if he does it by New Year’s. #MNS
My boyfriend never showed up to my house this afternoon to do gift exchange. Nor did he make it to dinner. I called, and called, and called. He finally sent me a text that read “please stop calling me so much. I’m not coming. I just don’t think we should be together anymore. #MNS
Last night, I had an amazing dream, where a handsome man had whisked me off of my feet, asked me to marry him, promised to take care of me, and to always make me the happiest girl in the world. I woke up with the biggest smile on my face and a warm feeling all over my body. Then I realized it was only a dream and in reality my boyfriend of 2 years had dumped me a few hours before. #MNS
My laptop blew its motherboard and I desperately needed to send an email for a job I was applying for, so I borrowed my husband’s laptop. I was in a rush and typed the letter “a” into the address bar instead of the search bar. That’s when the recent history popped up and I discovered my hubby of ten years had signed up for a dozen affair finder and dating sites. When I confronted him, he said he’d never met anyone on those sites – but he had hooked up with girls from Craigslist. Classy! #ImpendingDivorce #MNS
