I was going to my town’s performance of the Nutcracker. I had on a nice dress and really felt my best. Out of nowhere, this bum comes up to me, says “you are smokin’ hot baby!” then hugs me and kisses me on the cheek. I swear I could smell his stink on me for the rest of the night. #MNS
I found the source of the horrible smell coming from my linen closet. My cat has decided to start a collection of dead rodents under a pile of old blankets. #MNS
I was working at a local burger restaurant when a group of teenage guys came in and ordered food and drinks. One guy got pissed off because his order took too long and threw his cup of soda over the register at me. #MNS
After politely declining to dance with a guy twice, one of the chicks in the group he was with got all in my face yelling then poured her drink over my head. #MNS
I decided to clean out my closet after neglecting to do so for months. I didn’t find my missing shoe, but I did find a dead mouse buried under a pile of clothes. #MNS
