I’m 18 and have my first real girlfriend. I went for dinner at her mom’s house the other night, where her mother showed off pictures of my girlfriend from when she was a baby, and told me that the two of us would have adorable children, then asked if we had thought about getting engaged yet. My girlfriend answered “soon, Mom.” Did I mention we’ve only been together for two months? #MNS
So yesterday my aunt decided that she wanted to join facebook. I helped her through the set up over the phone until I was ready to pull my hair out. She then called me over and over again wanting more help, so I stopped answering her calls. She texted me 6 times then sent me an email with a list of all of the things she needed help with. #MNS
A girl in my class said she wasn’t feeling well and her allergies were bothering her, so I let her use my phone to call her mom. It wasn’t her allergies, it was a cold. A cold I am now laying in bed suffering with. #MNS
Tonight, I picked the fattest, longest booger I have ever seen. It was like some sort of victory and I actually felt proud of it. I’m not sure if I want to throw it away or show someone first, so I am keeping it in a tissue for safe keeping.#MNS
I took a new girl I’ve been talking to out for our first official date. When I went to pick her up, she came outside in a tight top, booty shorts, and stripper heels. I had intended on taking her to meet my parents then to eat at our family’s restaurant. I took her to the movies instead. #MNS
My License was suspended for 6 months for failure to pay tickets. I haven’t driven in 4 months. I needed to make an important run the other night, so I decided to just risk it. I drove straight into a checkpoint. The cops asked for my license. I now have a $500 citation and a court date. #MNS
I went to my dad’s house for dinner yesterday. It was the most awkward meal ever because he wanted to argue with me over why I should call my step mom ‘mom’. My real mother has full custody of me. #MNS
