The alcohol made me believe I could take on a tattooed ogre. The ice is helping with the swelling. # MNS
It was hot last night so I cracked the window to let some air in. In the middle of the night, my eye got unbelievably itchy. I ran to the bathroom and literally watched it swell shut. I went back to my room, flipped on the light and saw the giant mosquito that bit me on my eyelid. #MNS
After a late night run to the market, I locked my keys, phone, and wallet in my car. I used the store’s phone to call everyone I knew for help but no one answered. I had to walk 2 miles to my house to wake someone up to help me. #MNS
I bought a pack of double stuffed Oreos and timed myself to see how fast I could lick all of the cream from the middle. #MNS
Last night, I found out that all of those extra study sessions my boyfriend has been attending are really f*ck sessions with the school slut. #MNS
